Biblesplaining

Biblesplaining: making excuses for things that don't makes sense in the Bible, or validating The Bible by adding one's own personal explanations- for the purpose of denying one's own doubt, or to persuade someone else to believe the fantasy.

Jake: "A burning bush did not talk to Moses, that is a bunch of horse shit!"

Tyler: "It is true. God controlled the crackling of the wood as it burned to form a human voice to speak to Moses."

Jake: "Just stop Biblesplaining bro."

by Kobocop May 22, 2021

bible

Kardashians definition of something you really mean like “on god”

“i hate annoying bitches”

“bible”

by lilyoliver July 6, 2021

Bibleist

A very skilled individual who is cracked at video games such as rocket league and r6. He is very epic fortnite gamer and throws the game half of the time because he doesn’t really care. He tries every once in a while and can be a good teammate at times. He is also very tall.

Bibleist is cracked at siege.

by 1243bruh July 27, 2021

Biled

When your Friend, Acquaintance or Co-Worker makes themself appear to be on top of their game only to quit at the last moment. This makes your organization, Team or Group look like losers I the eyes of your opposition.

This baseball game is gonna be a tough one seeing how Jones just Biled us. So much for him being our Ringer.

by Felterbush July 29, 2021

Biles

The burning taste sensation at the back of one's throat, that an audience feels as a athlete quits after for no apparent reason.

I went to my friends to watch the Olympics. After tge gymnastics,we all had a the biles burp up.

by Burning disbelief July 29, 2021

Biles

The collective burning sensation that an audience feels at the back of their throats as an athlete quits mid game.

Seeing that gymnast trip then quit gave us a case of the biles

by Burning disbelief July 29, 2021

Biles

Biles quitting due to mental stress of competition

The stress of the finals was getting to me. I should just biles.

by The biles August 1, 2021