Paralympic Biscuit

A broken biscuit. One who is special and not the same as every other biscuit in the packet.

I can't dunk this paralympic biscuit, it's just not happening.

by HelenaHypnotise November 2, 2008

weener biscuit

a woman's private parts that have huge outer lips large enough to wrap around a man's penis without even inserting it into the vagina. (normally seen while wearing tight jeans, kinda like camel toe x2)

"Hey dude, your girl really likes showin' off her weener biscuit in those jeans"

by jaylew April 17, 2009

Spirit Biscuit

an exceedingly good biscuit, which feeds the soul.

Jay: Nice biscuits lad.
Pez: Spirit Biscuit!
Jay: Kushdy biccy larrr!

by Cake Bøi January 9, 2011

Dippy Biscuits

Biscuits perfectly designed for dipping into tea, coffee, hot chocolate or your preferred beverage. Favourites include Digestives, Rich Tea and to a lesser extent Jaffa Cakes (although debate still ensues over whether or not these are actually biscuits. If not then a new category shall be created called 'Dippy Cakes', into which they will fall).

Sam, could ya get some biscuits as you're out?
What kinda biscuits?
Ah any kind of Dippy Biscuits will do.

by steeeeeeve94 April 1, 2011

V biscuit

A slang term that is used to refer to a woman's vagina, without sounding dirty or perverted.

I hear Erika's got a pretty tight va.... V biscuit.

by ConnecticutthaBoss April 22, 2011

throwing biscuits

To make random, dubious accusations or claims out of sheer desperation.

Did you hear what Chanel said Garrance did when she told him she was pregnant? That girl's just throwing biscuits cause she knows he ain't the daddy!

by Mookette June 16, 2013

Troll Biscuit

An ugly, usually short, moral less slut who has no boundaries when it comes to getting guys to sleep with her regardless of their marital status.
A Troll Biscuit also tends to be delusional by thinking the performance of sex acts constitutes a man is then her boyfriend.

Can you believe that Troll Biscuit gave Bob a blow job and now thinks they are dating?
That Troll Biscuit was relentlessly texting my husband provocative messages trying to get him to sleep with her.

by Colorful Word Artist November 18, 2014