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jingle berry

"ey Morgan bro, can i get a jingle berry off ya for tonight?"
by fuckyomum April 28, 2009
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Muff Berries

Second or third generation of pubic lice eggs being formed as a result of condition being left untreated.
Ex. 1: Shannon, I just got one of your muff berries in my mouth. Alton Brown would say "That's not good eats!"

Ex. 2: Chris, there are three muff berries in my drink; are they yours? <nods> That's not kosher, bitch!
by dj.wav May 16, 2006
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twater-berry

almost like a dingle-berry but coming from the twat
John went down on Jane and found a huge twater-berry
by Jen, Tonya and AAron May 24, 2007
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Dingle Berry

by girllover22 October 5, 2008
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a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the riper her bush (pubic hair), the juicier the berry- the more sexual experience (the juice) she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime, you should not only look for cougars, i.e women IMHO ages 35-45, you should also learn, and lolz, assimilate the concept of 'the riper the bush, the juicier the berry'.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2013
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berry pecan

Dude, the girl I met last night was like a berry pecan.
by TheRequiemOfZero January 14, 2014
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(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.
by Sexydimma February 6, 2014
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