carpet beater

In Victorian times they would use this to beat the carpet to get the dust out.

(Basically a Victorian hoover)

I am going to beat the carpet with this carpet beater

by imwaycoolerthanyou1 July 17, 2022

Whatever-You-Are Beater

Somebody who would beat up anything.

These people are known assholes, and nobody likes them.

Woman: Are you a woman beater?

Beater: No, but I'm about to beat whatever you are!

So, the person can be called a "Whatever-You-Are Beater."

by FreakyDonkey June 6, 2009

Strictly a Blaster

A blasssstteeeerr: One who generally just FBs, goes to Chicago and blasters' in Wrigleyville or at Soldier Field; may travel abroad and use stronger Jameson but stays around ubiquitous Irish Pubs; roots for the lesser of NY teams; plays dimes and blasts; he above all, makes facial expressions that read 'whatta blaster'.

"He was playing dimes, and after he got a dime in his beer, he slammed it and wouldn't stop acting like ''Strictly a Blaster''.

by StarAreEn July 8, 2009

Grenade Buzzer Beater

When you have a shit night and you wanted get laid and there was no one in your standards to take home, so as the the club is closing you grab a grenade and take her home..

Its like Kobe Byrant in the 4th quarter, you need some points fast, so as time is going down.. you hit a Grenade Buzzer Beater, grab whats left and toss her in the cab and head home.. Winning style

you with your boys about to go out and halla at them, that you hope that don't have to pull G.B.B... cause getting up in the morning, you wish you went home alone

by Tank0714home_run June 1, 2011

Turkey Baster

Any junkie who has been using needles so long that they have blown out all of their veins and now must break the tip off of the needle and squirt their dope (heroin, cocaine, meth, oxys...whatever their drug of choice is) up their ass to get high. This is usually followed by the person shitting his/herself and is pretty amusing to watch.

Junkie #1: I love to turkey baste my dope but i hate cleaning the shit off my leg when I am done.

Junkie #2: That is why I turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.

It is so sad to see Randy now, I hear that he is a turkey baster. He is wasting his life shooting meth up his ass.

by two lips April 20, 2010

arse blaster

Juggalo Scrub will blast you in the arse,
Thus, being an Arse Blaster

Juggalo Scrub : Simple solution is to BLAST THEM IN THE ARSE!

by Party_Boy March 11, 2004

wife-beaters

1.plural of wife-beater ( also refered to as wifebeater)
2. a gruop of little bitches that compensate for their little peepees(penis) by harming their wives. AKA a pussy

1."man she looks hot wearing a black bra under a white wife-beater!"
2.a gathering of burt reynolds' is called a flock of wife-beaters

by bleucanadianbeaver July 27, 2006