Bean Spider

A 'Bean Spider' a spider that lives under a toilet seat, and eats girls beans when they use the toilet.

Naomi watch out for the Bean Spider!

by TG_MOLE November 22, 2010

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Cranky Bean

the female form of blue balls

Girl 1: I really wanted to get it on last night but he had whiskey dick!

Girl 2: Damn! He left you with a cranky bean!?! That's harsh!

by guesswuttbubblebutt June 6, 2012

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Giner-bean

An unlucky person who has been diagnosed with the 'Ginger Disease'

Simply, somebody who is ginger, or resembles the identity of a 'Dyslexic'

"OMG! A ginger...Giner-bean!!!"

by JG-SUPREEEEEEME October 24, 2012

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Dick Bean

Someone who continuously fucks things up, Does something dumb, or wastes money on pointless shit.

Person one: Dude did you that lifted truck with the fox suspension and mudding tires drive by? That's sick!

Person 2: Yeah, but too bad it's still 2WD... I heard he dumped 5.5k into it, and a Subaru could out drive it off road.

Person 1: Wow, really? He really Dick Bean'd that one! think of the sweet Enve wheels and di2 XTR he could have bought for his bike instead!

by Washoe March 10, 2015

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Bean king

Someone in possession of a large amount of prescription pills.

Bro #1: "Hey man, I heard you had surgery. How did it go?"
Bro #2: "It was pretty painful, but they gave me a bunch of pain meds, so I feel great."
Bro #1: "Dude that is awesome! Now you are the bean king!"

by Pham PHISH December 17, 2014

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prime bean

A prime bean is a ghetto/hood South American person.

Wow that guy is a prime bean, he's even in a bean machine! (shitty car)

by bustcheeks April 12, 2016

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Beaner bean

An American or person that enjoy a coffee every day. A coffee addict or fan. A person who consumes a lot of coffee. A caffeine addict.

I love coffee, I can proudly say I'm a beaner bean coffee lover.

The United States is a beaner bean nation, we can't live without our coffee.

Stop drinking so much coffee you beaner bean coffee junkie.

Beaner bean me, I want more coffee with my donuts.

by Equal crack May 8, 2016

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