basejeezus

the coldest videographer in North Carolina

Yo! did you see that new basejeezus video? he killed it!!

basejeezus by leelpacksneejay September 6, 2021

pheta-baked 

The optimal level of high; between 'too high' and 'just high enough'. pheta-baked.

stoner 1: dude, i was so high last night..

stoner 2: bro, you have no idea.. i been pheta-baked way too long i'm floatin' in and outta consciousness.

pheta-baked by jchapm1590 October 17, 2011

half-baked idea 

1.an idea which is barely thought out.

2. an idea which sounds good, before one works out the intricacies.

3. a idea chosen for humor rather than feasibility.

Created by Bill Simmons

Jim: We should create... heroin bars!
Jack: Have you thought that through? How would it work?

Jim: I guess we would model them on hookah lounges. I don't know, it's a half-baked idea!

half-baked idea by Jonathan1989303 January 8, 2014

Brazilian Baseball

Instead of hitting a ball in the game of baseball, you crack a monkey on the top of its head with a lead pipe and run the bases until it dies

Yo you want to play Brazilian Baseball this afternoon.

Brazilian Baseball by Mao Zewong February 27, 2020

U R BANed from URBAN dictionary 

When you upload something serious to the urban dic₭tionary but it's so bad peepleo give a lot of 👎 and then the mod see (doing their work to moderate Urban Dictionary) and they say ‘‘𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵’’ and they ban you.

Mods:fuck this is bull shit
Mods (doing their work): u r baned from urban dictionary
User: N000O0O00h
Mod:

U R BANed from URBAN dictionary by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 28, 2021

base head 

A crack addict. This is because crack cocaine is a freebase form of cocaine hydrochloride.

Man, that guy smokes so much rock. What a fucking base head.

base head by The Happy Chemical January 29, 2006

33rd base 

when you meet your girlfriend in an empty movie theatre and proceed to have sex but this can only take place if the movie you are watching is a horror

jose: dude i made it to 33rd base last night
juan: no way...what movie
jose: the grudge
juan: nice

33rd base by jose jualapeno on a stick May 12, 2008