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Johnston Drive By

When someone goes to pick up someone from the airport or bus depot, but only drives by the front till that person is outside. this is also a way to save money due to the fact that you do not need to pay for parking. also refer to Johnston
Yeah frank just pulled a "Johnston Drive By" when he picked me up today what a lazy f@#$!
by Newbie123321 October 20, 2008
mugGet the Johnston Drive Bymug.

drive the cocovango

For a man to have sexual relations with a woman.
"I'd like to drive the cocovango with her."
by Fanny Dixon-Cox December 2, 2009
mugGet the drive the cocovangomug.

Drive Bus

Lurk more. Used in the context of a forum.
by hexual July 14, 2003
mugGet the Drive Busmug.

Drive of Shame

A sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I decided that, rather than long enough to get my clothes back on and risk a conversation, I'd take the drive of shame instead.
by offtheball June 2, 2009
mugGet the Drive of Shamemug.

test drive

borrowing a friends car, and then usuing it to perform a jackass style stunt to see how it plays out, and if it would be safe for your car.
Bob: yo can you drive me to the store?
Joe: nah, Johnny took my car for a test drive by the railroad tracks. he said his car is busted.
Bob: i hope you have insurance
by Jezuz Munky April 19, 2008
mugGet the test drivemug.

Satanic Drive-By

Driving by a group of people. Mainly random ass fucks you don't like, or you don't even know then. The driver slows down a bit, you blast Good Christians Don't Get Jiggy With It Til After Marriage by See You Next Tuesday. While the passenger stands through the sun roof and glorifies it.
Yo, see those fucking faggots over there at the table? They asked me if I liked Satan. Lets show these fuck how we do our drive-bys. No guns all Satan. Satanic Drive-by!
by Drama and Pengy. August 5, 2009
mugGet the Satanic Drive-Bymug.

Drudge driving

The act of reading the Drudge Report on your BlackBerry or similar smartphone device while operating a motor vehicle.
Damn. After reading about Obama's latest scheme to piss me the hell off on my Berry while I was heading South through Marietta last night, I suddenly heard the wail of a black and white crank up and realized that I had been caught Drudge driving.
by Best Buy's Boss Man August 30, 2009
mugGet the Drudge drivingmug.

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