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inner asshole

Psychological archetype that is the opposite of your "inner child.".
I'm not angry, I'm just expressing my inner asshole.
by Isotrope May 10, 2021
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Small Asshole

When a person drives a big truck, they pucker up their asshole & drives like they have been fucked up the butt. In other words... Flooring the gas pedal at high velocity speed thinking they own the road.
Or in other instances, riding your ass cause they think they can't be fucked in the ass physically & mentally.
Fucking asshole drives likes they been fucked in the ass today.

Just cause you ride my ass doesn't mean I won't fuck you later. You Small Asshole!

Why not hide this candy bar up your ass & piss it out of your peehole when you're ready to fuck with me for real. I promise you will not win!
mugGet the Small Assholemug.

Asshole Tax

Asshole tax is charging someone extra purely because they’re personality sucks, and may have been rude, annoying, wasted your time, or just generally need to be fined for forcing others to endure them.
This woman was such a pain in the ass to deal with so I charged her some asshole tax and told her the price was $75 instead of $40. Bam bitches.
by Lethal Lissauer November 17, 2019
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alpha asshole

An alpha asshole is the biggest asshole of all. The one who is undeniably the biggest baddest douche around
“Did you see Dallin last night at the party?”
“Yeah! He was being a complete alpha asshole!”
by Imagenius1231 June 5, 2018
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Asshole Plaza

(rs-hole-plaz-uh). noun.

A public place of attraction for shoppers, social misfits and loiterers in general, situated in an unsavory location.
"Hey Rat, what are you up to tonight ?" .. "Hi Cog, I think I might just bum around the Rectumangle, maybe steal a car and do some burn-outs in ASSHOLE PLAZA carpark."
by Crack Baby Jesus July 4, 2016
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cannibal asshole

A person that acts like an asshole solely towards other assholes, not to reign as supreme, but to eliminate them and prevent them from being assholes to others.
You were a real cannibal asshole when you ripped that asshole a new asshole.
by MelonSaurus November 25, 2013
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asshole dance

A dance performed by reaching down between your legs, grabbing your ankles & spinning around in a circle, saying "I am an asshole & I like it"

Usually performed by losing a bet or completely terrible performance during any game or sport.
Ryne didn't hit his golf ball to the Women's tee, so he had to do an asshole dance.

Jeni scored zero points at cornhole & asshole danced all night long.

Jeni and Mark have the most asshole dances ever performed in the coliseum.

After failing to put even one bag in the hole during cornhole, Mark had to perform an asshole dance.

After Barry's team lost the flipcup championship, they all had to do an asshole dance.
by JmpRmf April 9, 2017
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