Jew-Haul

v. What occurs when two Jewish individuals meet on Jdate or similar dating website and decide to move in together after an inordinately short period of dating, much in the fashion of lesbians (see also to U-Haul).

Ari and Lyna met 4 months ago and are moving in already. Way to Jew-Haul it!

by B. Porter January 30, 2009

jew-bilation

When multiple jews have orgasms at the same time and all exlaim Mozel tov!

at ones bah mitzva a young (uncircumsized) man finds several horny judaen girls to have orgasms and this would be a jew-bilation!

by bilboe bagginz April 17, 2010

Jew Park

The ideal parking space that a person may find, or a typical jewish person would drive around in circles to attain. Usually within several spots of the handicap spaces.

"We showed up half an hour late and this spot is available? Jew Park!"

by rossilicious July 03, 2009

Jew Catcher.

An oven with a nickel in the back.

Dude a nickel!

Watch out, it might be a Jew Catcher.

by Neko890 July 09, 2010

Jew Giver

When your Jew boss gives you something and then takes it back.

I know I gave the baseball tickets to you, but since I am a Jew Giver, I want them back so I can use them.

by nothardatwork August 14, 2009

Farmville Jew

Someone who always begs for gifts and for their crops to be fertilized. Can be shortened to FarmJew.

Davina: You seen Joes fb post? She wants a tree this time.
Conrad: Yeah, what a farmville jew!

by shaunthesheep November 25, 2009

Jew Nest

In Call of Duty during a Team Deathmatch you happen to stumble upon the spawn site, gathering area or random coincidence when there is a large number of enemies from the other team in a pack. This group of enemies is considered to be a Jew nest.

Player 1: Ya I'm going behind the.....HOLY SHIT its a Jew Nest, there everywhere.

Player 2: AAHHHH SHIT, give em hell

by G-tap November 16, 2010