Alyssa

Alyssa has an amazing and unique personality, from her head to her toes she is beautiful. She is a great friend and will always have your back when you need it. Alyssa has a BIG temper so don't get on her nerves. When she has a problem with you she comes right out and says out unlike most girls. Love you alyss

Alyssa is a damn hotty!

by Kimberly Czajkowski June 23, 2017

Alyssa

An Alyssa is one of those girls who is still single but gives out dating advice like one of those people who gives out free tasting samples at Loblaws, and a large portion of the time, she's completely right. She loves compliments hut is modest when it comes to actually accepting them. Her eyes will make you either faint or drop dead because of how beautiful they are. Alyssas are kind of shy when they first meet people but then get used to their presence, she mostly hangs out with her five closest friends, she is quite sociable when she's w/ her absolute besties. Alyssas are usually selfconsious even though they are stunningly hot/beautiful. If someone is feeling like crap, within 5 mins of talking to an Alyssa they feel better, she'll always stand up for you and do the right thing. She is someone to trust when she gives advice because not only has she been through it but she was incredibly strong. Never, ever let her go because you'll need her amazingness, beauty, love and devotion, plus it'll be hell to go without her.

Person1: I'm feeling sad:(
Alyssa: Why what happened?
Person1: Person2 said something mean to me

Alyssa: *punches person2 in face* don't worry person2 will get what's coming to them😉

by Royalebitch April 24, 2018

Alyster

A person known for his extreme mood swings, and gayness. Usually found in basements, Alysters are non-social creatures that love to play games. Such as TF2, and Overwatch. The computer is an Alysters' life source, and must be on at all times unless turned off by the Alyster. If you ever think about getting an Alyster, don't. These creatures will forever be free. If you ever see an Alyster in danger, call us never. 'Cause we don't care! All Alysters are male btw, you can figure out how they reproduce.

"Is that an Alyster?"
"No, that's called a gae."
"Ohkai."

by Ladleboi October 12, 2018

Alyssa

The smallest person you know

Jim-“Have you seen Alyssa today”
John-“nope, must be blending in with the ants again”
Jeremy-“she might be recording elf 2”

by Happyfeet220104 December 17, 2018

Alycin

Alycins are terrible teachers but have an okay personality. They are willing to lie and victimize themselves just so they don't lose their jobs.

wow don't be such and Alycin
okay so your an Alycin

by the-lol!!!! January 21, 2019

Alyvia

So I was sitting there with barbecue sauce on my titties.

Alyvia: So she was sitting there with barbecue sauce on her titties

by Sauces777 March 25, 2019

Alyssa

The most attractive sleep paralysis demon you will ever meet. Usually found hovering over you in the middle of the night keeping you as stiff as aboard. She sleeps better at night knowing that your being forced to lay there still as can be. When you are trying to gasp for a breath of air, she is there to keep windpipe shut. When you're feeling lonely at night you no longer have to be because you secretly know she is waiting under your bed for you to fall asleep and put you in sleep paralysis. Sometimes it can be found flying on her witch broom outside in the wee hours of the morning and even cooking something in her cauldron. Keep her close and never lose her.

Damn, I can't move. It must be Alyssa.

Oh, shit whose that outside my window? Oh, it's only Alyssa.

by PopularMCGamer October 31, 2019