After Ups

When the bar/resturant closes and the staff stays for a round of drinks while doing clean up for the night.

The bouncer just invited me and a friend fo stay for after ups! Just stay close to me at last call.

by Trublonderocker October 28, 2021

"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!

This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...

by QuacksO November 11, 2018

the day after tomorrow effect

When you are looking up the weather is going to be like in the following days and the weather in 2 days surprises you.

Person a: 'Damn dude, it's going to be extremely cold in 2 days'
Person b: 'Sounds like the movie "the day after tomorrow"'
Person c: 'That's the "the day after tomorrow effect"'

by getpo.st June 29, 2019

Maybe after the quarantine

An easy way out of rejecting someone

him: hey, you seem pretty chill, wanna go out some time?
her: maybe after the quarantine, lol

by MTVFuckBoy October 14, 2020

after-nought-o'clock

Period between 00:00 (12:00 am) until 05:59 (5:59 am).

After-nought-o'clock.

by Ñuñuñuñuñuñu August 9, 2025

Chappy after dark

The drunken stupor and erratic texting of a chappy(chaplain) after 5pm. Typically starts out by telling everyone to fuck off, followed by a racist rant. Ending in a bible quote and telling everyone he loves them and passing out with his pants around his ankles and his belt around his neck.

I’ve never seen someone slur their text like chappy after dark.

by Palm Beach dragon slayer January 15, 2025

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by Ultimate0 March 4, 2021