Lifes a salad and ima toss it

Controlling life

I control how much life i give to something or somone... Lifes a salad and ima toss it

by Swagg Daddy September 26, 2011

Make like a penis and pull out

When you excuse yourself quickly you use this expression.

Boy walks away from table. "I'm going to make like a penis and pull out."

by Rod Baker November 2, 2008

modern A.B.A.

1. short for modern American Bar Association.
2. modern Arrogant Bullshit Artists.

I passed the bar exam today but refused to accept the modern A.B.A. lawyers union card which also stands for modern awful, bastardized, ass-hats.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Once a cunt always a cunt

A theory that women always gravitate toward douchebags. They spend hours complaining about how their boyfriend is a liar, never pays attention to them etc. Yet when they meet a guy who even so much as doesn't blatantly treat them like shit, they will ignore him for the sole purpose of sabotaging a healthy relationship.

Jenny: Oh my god remember that guy Damion I told you about. He fucked me 3 times in the ass one night last week and never called. Now he just text me to come over to his house cause his mom is gone. I can't believe him!!

Chirstina: I know, right? I caught Paulie cheating on me for the 8th time this week. One of these days I swear I'm gonna leave him if he doesn't stop cheating on me.

Tom: Hey Jenny it was fun hanging out with you yesterday. You want to catch a movie this weekend?

Jenny: You're a creeper Tom go the fuck away. Seriously, what's wrong with you? If you text me again I'm calling the police.

Tom: Once a cunt always a cunt

by Moosir2u33 July 4, 2011

Doing a terrance and phillip

To put your dick into a sleeping persons mouth and take picture

This is worse than that time you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture

by T And P May 3, 2005

A fatal attraction

An attraction between an individual and someone/something that is so strong, the individual lacks reason and logic in their thinking when dealing with their attraction. The subject is often someone/something that will have a negative impact on the individual.

She knew that he was bad news, but it was a fatal attraction.

by Redwork September 24, 2005

A lot a bit

A lot a bit is when you like something A LOT but you add a bit, so you don't sound obsessed.

Julia- I like him A lot a bit

Veronica- Ill hook you two up !

by Lia and iris October 23, 2011