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Willie Jumper

When you find someone extremely sexy, your penis jumps for joy.
Oh mate, check her out, she’s a Willie Jumper for sure.”
“She made my Willie Jump last night.”
“He’s a Willie Jumper, I have no doubt in my mind.”
by Claydolfin June 15, 2021
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Indigo Willie

An American philanthropist 1863-1945
Before 1932, Indigo Willie was a widely unknown personality. However, his speech outlining the effects of bestiality on Military personnel in said year launched him to stardom.
From there, his Jazz career took off and he became the kazoo player for Duke Ellington's Orchestra during the band's stay at the Cotton Club.
Billy Joel wrote a song about him called "Why are you against the animals?" The song has since outraged Indigo's family and it is said that they have hired several contract killers to go after Joel.

In his later years, Indigo Willie became addicted to masturbation and died by choking on his own seminal fluid in his humble West Chester, PA, mansion.
1: How do you feel about bestiality?
2: Well I'm no Indigo Willie, but it kind of disgusts me
1: Yeah, I feel the same way.
by Andrew Valentine December 23, 2010
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Willy Dykes

Those willy dykes have huge cocks.
by Dustin Childress April 24, 2022
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willie connector

The part between a man's balls and butt.
She got crazy last night and hit my willie connector.
by Swooos November 28, 2016
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Willis Family

This will be the best family you'll ever meet, so kind and caring .Well you cant really say that these type of people do bad in school . The girls are goodie toushous but struggle
OMDZZZZZ its the willis family im hard
by Winsywilis May 5, 2020
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Willy Sweater

Random Slut: Just do it already!

Man: Nah it's a little cold in here. I think I'll slip on a willy sweater.

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by awesome_austin... January 21, 2012
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willy’s wank

A man named Willy had the largest black hairy penis ever. Btw he is a white man
Dude did you see willy’s Wank yesterday
by Theloveofmanywords May 15, 2018
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