Happy wettings

When your friend interupts the conversation by saying he needs to take a shower, then you would say happy wettings.

Raph: I just came back from the gym, and need to take a shower
Turath: Happy wettings bro
Raph: Thanks man.. you are a real G

by Y. R. S. July 18, 2016

Wet Spider

Female being tickled inside of her.

I gave Her a wet spider

by LASqaud June 12, 2016

wet wibbler

a loud, wet fart that sounds a bit like someone clapping

Yuck!!!!! Emma has just done a Wet wibbler!!!!!

by h1987 February 25, 2011

Wet Gumbo

Boning a chick atop a stack of Dell R620s in the hot aisle of your cabinet rows in a co-location facility, and then doing some cable management.

After I racked all those Cisco routers, I gave that security woman the wet gumbo.

by therealwetgumbo August 31, 2016

Wet Turkey

A wet turkey is when you shove a ballon in her butthole then blow it up untill it pops,then you fuck her in the peehole while you ejaculate she is trying to figure out what you put in her butt.

I wet turkey your mother last night.

by Julien martinez October 14, 2017

Wet Wally

A wet Willy but up the nose

I gave my friend a wet willy at the same time I gave him a wet Wally l

by Theseboya June 25, 2018

Wet Note

A sung note, guaranteed to make your panties wet. Usually with a very deep voice.

You've heard of the "brown note," right? 1:25 is the lesser known but much more pleasent "wet note." - Jessie Nebulous. Comment on 'Repo! The Genetic Opera- 21st Century Cure

by Onveena October 3, 2018