hair bumming

Where one glues hair on the bum and walks around asking people to brush it

Daniel: "What are you up to this weekend fam?"
Matt: "Just gonna go out hair bumming with the boys"

by SpiritualPigeon May 22, 2016

texas hair

Hair that is big and beautiful. Also it is seen as lush.

Damn girl, you have Texas hair.

by soccerfancr7 November 6, 2013

Toros Hair

This is egg UN who he great make eggs, secretary hair and my fur SUS.

There are is SUS TOROS hair baby.

by Dankasus April 5, 2021

Hair whiplash

When you try to flip your hair and you give yourself wiplash.

WTF I just hair whiplashed myself and it feels like I broke my neck

by Painful fart September 22, 2017

Hair Dumpster

Hairy lady parts.

What did you do last night?

I went hair dumpster diving.

by thedcm August 14, 2011

Calvin's Hair

A phenomenon that occurs under Calvin's hat. Its existence is unknown and is rumoured to quite literally be nothing.

What's under Calvin's hat?
Calvin's Hair.

by funnynumber6969696969 May 3, 2023

simple-hairing

The act of making a blunder, making a mistake, but in ridiculous way.
The word takes its history in russian language where the verb "опростоволоситься" was originally an act of occasional showing your hairs to strangers, which was welcomed in times of ancient Rus'. Later this verb became a synonym of making of ridiculous mistake.

- Hey, John, this beauty is seeing that you're staring at her. What a simple-hairing!

by sashagerm October 23, 2023