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Do you want to watch a movie? 

Most effective way to initiate sexual behavior without actually saying "do you want to engage in sexual behavior" Works well with drunk girls, Everybody knows that no one ever wants to just "come over to watch a movie"
(sexual tention is at an all time high)
Erika: Sew, what dew yew wanht tew dew?
Matt: do you want to watch a movie?
Erika: wat movie?!?!!!1
Matt: Just get on the couch.

stuff your sorries in a sack

Usually phrased as "Stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!", it basically means "your apology is not accepted".

Originally used by the character Oscar Madison in the tv show "The Odd Couple" in the episode "Strike Up the Band... Or Else" (S5E6 October 17, 1974).

Later popularized by the character of George Costanza in the tv show "Seinfeld" in the episode "The Betrayal" (S9E8 November 20, 1997)
FELIX: I'm sorry I snapped at ya Oscar.
OSCAR: Stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
MURRAY: Hey that's a good one Oscar!

JERRY: (To George) I said I was sorry.
GEORGE: You can stuff you sorries in a sack, mister!
JERRY: Would you please stop saying that?!

tell a lie and hurt you 

never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

It means you don't know any better or not up for the job.
Son you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground What makes you think you can do this?

why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself? 

A deragotory question used to end a argument. Meaning to suggest that somebody leave the inside of a dwelling to go outside where he/she then hides in order to win in the game that nobody else will play in what the feel is a good hiding place and begins masturbating - by themself.
Hey, joe I really enjoyed this wonderful conversation on thermal dynamics, now why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself.

Stick Your Dick in a Beehive 

When one intentionally inserts themself into a bad situation.
When someone needs something that only a colossal ahole can provide, instruct them to take a deep breath, gather themself, and as they head off to certain doom, state, "Well, time to stick your dick in a beehive."