Ass wipe

man who get anal and then eats his ass XDDDDD

Nice ass wipe kyle

by CICKERAAA November 10, 2020

weird wipe

A wipe that was not asked for or needed.

ew, that was a weird wipe.

by themattblackshow October 31, 2017

eat her wipe paper

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.

Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.

by lostaccident007 October 12, 2016

Encore Wipe

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit, thinking you wiped enough, but then you have to return within minutes to wipe again

Damn my asshole itches and feels slimy, guess I need to return for an encore wipe

by EMSHB December 10, 2014

Curtain Wiping

When you wipe your ass with a curtain and sneak up behind your friend to suffocate him with your shit.

I had to by a new tooth brush because my friend started curtain wiping me out of nowhere.

by Aintchobusiness July 26, 2018

wet wipe

A wet wipe is an insult used to describe an old hag calling ponty pandy car insurance company.

"You fucking wet wipe"

by willy wanger April 27, 2021

Swiping and wiping

Scrolling social media while on the toilet

I spent my whole break at work swiping and wiping

by Snarkpocolypse January 29, 2025