Fattest person alive loves to eat a hundred pancakes a day and toast loves tall Venezuelan men and fat Chinese people who touches him. In bed he watches gay porn in bed with his sister while talking to his boyfriend on snap chat (jamie) who sends him dick picks
by 6big matt May 14, 2022
Get the Big Mattmug. 
A very PUNny guy. Loves all things CAT. Loves to hum to fill awkward silence. Likes his coke but only finishes half. Mediocre Euchre player. He is the guy that everyone wants to Marry.
by dfdddfdDalupan May 23, 2019
Get the Matt Gibbonsmug. "Did you see Stella fall down the stairs when she saw that guy ?"
"Yeah, makes sense, he was a total Matt Surette"
"Yeah, makes sense, he was a total Matt Surette"
by Bambi_69 July 3, 2023
Get the Matt Surettemug. 1. Buzzkill
Jim: Matt you want to go get some good puss??
Matt Mead: Nah yo, lets play xbox
Jim: You are the definition of buzzkill
Matt Mead: Nah yo, lets play xbox
Jim: You are the definition of buzzkill
by Big Dick90210 June 7, 2013
Get the Matt Meadmug. A subpar basketball player who hands out condoms to hobos in the park whilst slurping some hearty noodle soup in preparation for a jerk off session with the chick from Human Resources before a 4pm snooze.
I was tryna get some quick d but this dude was bein such a matt prior I had to make a stealthy escape
by Melvanlew October 1, 2017
Get the Matt Priormug. Matt Cavanagh basically means that you have a chode, and that's ok if yo girl is into that kinda shit, but if not, I'm sorry for you ..
by I CAME HERE TO DRINK MILK November 26, 2013
Get the matt cavanaghmug.