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Jon

A guy who who says he will go to gay bars and do karaoke with his friends but never does it.
“So we thought that Friday night was gonna happen but he Jonned
by Frosty75 February 15, 2019
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A gay guy from Tiro
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Jon

A semen and maple stripe slurry added to Michigan pancakes.
Alice: whip up some Jon for my pancakes.
Bob: okay, gimme a minute
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jon

the guy who turns off your computer because he wants to. entitled man whos 40% gay.
"hey youre annoying"
"i know its because im a jon"
by skskskskssksksksks May 13, 2019
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Jon Snow Hug

When you kiss/hug your girlfriend/aunty and commit treason (by stabbing)
Gods, I hope Carl won’t subvert expectations by greeting me with a Jon Snow Hug
by see pounce is azor ahai May 22, 2019
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Jon is usually a gay man and has light hair. he is very thick and is into incest. he likes to lick peoples face off. Jon has very light skin and hair . he is funny and has a great personality but sometimes makes people feel bad about them selves.
Jon said I was boring today and tried to lick me.
by Andreas Rodolfo Infanté May 13, 2019
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Jon

Something ( usually a joke ) that is found to be irrelevant and unfunny.
That was a very jon joke.
Kofi's dad jokes are jon.
by anonymous.123.90 February 15, 2022
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