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jebus chris

We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris
*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris
by THEMUFFINMANNNNSSS August 10, 2017
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Chris Ingham

All you need to know about Chris Ingham is:

He creeps on young women.

He shows love to his wife by cheating on her (not that she gives a rats arse anyway)

He loves his career but not doing all of the hard, painful work.

He is a doctor with no qualifications but believe him, he is a doctor.

His surname is Delonge. Not Ingham. You bunch of haters!

He likes beanies. He has one for ibis meet ups and one for family man time.

Forbidden cheese hides under the beanie. He is planning to sell the peculiar cheese. “Cheesy and Me”.

Has a micro penis. 2 second guy. (Allegedly).

Has 3 daughters (one on the way), 1 stepdaughter, 2 sons and a marriage for profit.

Keeps losing go-pros.

One of the best skaters in the UK but only knows one trick.

Has a face like a slapped pig’s testicle.
“If any tv productions or movie studios are making a Jimmy saville documentary and looking for a double of saville, Chris Ingham is their guy...with his red shiny tracksuit and track record”
by PrinnyWooWho June 13, 2021
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Fuck Chris

Fuck Chris is a statement you make after celebrating even the smallest of victories. The vocal celebration of Chris' misery acts as a shield of hope surrounding all of those who summon it. Fuck Chris!
Did you hear about Trussville's most recent crime and education stats? Haha, Fuck Chris.
by fuckchrisindeed July 27, 2017
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Chris Pratt

by Odie from Garfeild November 4, 2021
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Chris Wong

When you get a knee burn from your denim jeans.
"Oh man, I just got a Chris Wong"

"Hey, you should probably skip the skinny jeans mate. Don't want to give yourself a Chris Wong"
by Lumpymumpy June 4, 2018
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Maddy and Chris

Maddy and Chris are perfect together! If you know a Maddy and Chris, pair them. Chances are they are the perfect match! 😍
Maddy and Chris are perfect together
by Avery Grace June 1, 2018
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Chris Potter

Chris Potter is a personal trainer. He owns a business named Challenge up. He also is a basketball coach and is VERY VERY single so hit him up ladies. Hes got the looks but he has a crush on Hailey Reanue. but fyi she is "talking to someone" so ladies you still have a chance
God, Chris Potters got it all

the looks

the body
the attitude
the drive
the money
EVERYTHING!!!!!!
by AMOS: makayla1183 June 26, 2019
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