Carrot Bagging

The act of unintentionally masturbating with self tanner, resulting in an orange, carrot-like phallus.

Cornelius was horrified when he realized he had been carrot bagging for the last 10 minutes. Undaunted, he finished the deed.

by Itzamna314 October 2, 2015

Bag of shells

When something is beyond easy

Making toast? Thats a bag of shells.

by Dhpickle April 18, 2018

bag-begging

Attempting to lock down cocaine through begging, because you don't yet have it (or have enough). Either to purchase or mooch.

Yo I wanna do some yoda but I don't feel like bag-begging my friends anymore. Guess I'll get a Four Loko instead.

by top pimp July 30, 2010

Spall Bag

Someone who is a complete cunt that you want to call out for being such, but you don't want to attract the unwanted attention of others around who may not be so accepting of naughty language.

*One office collogue to another*
"You know, that Michael guy they hired last month is kind of a spall bag"a

by Big Black Jack 77 June 9, 2023

nitty bag

Is a bag of weed. No more needed.

Bro 1: Hey you got any weed?
Bro 2: Let me check my nitty bag.

by Applecore April 15, 2014

minda bag

A bag that is carried around to be used in the event of sudden intoxication leading to the urge to expel the contents of ones stomach over themselves

stitch- "check out that dude he just threw up all over himself and the carpet"
newman- "man he should have brought his minda bag cause that carpet looks expensive"

by jooob September 29, 2008

Jello bags

Boobs Especially natural jiggly ones. Just like bags filled with jello they're soft, jiggly, delicious, fun to grab, squeeze, play with, lick/suck, nibble, basically they're just loads of fun.

Guy 1: "Dayumn check out that set of jello bags on that blonde!"

Guy 2: "holy fuck she's hot! What's her name?!"

by MisunderstoodMan March 4, 2014