YouTube Spanner 

Someone who grows up in the era of YouTube and doesn't have an attention span longer than three minutes of a unicorn getting its organs removed.

Me:Hey Andrew do you wanna go see No Country For Old Men it won like 50 oscars.
Andrew:No man that movies too long i have to sit here and watch 5 minute movies of a guy playing a double fretted guitar for 13 and a half hours.
Me: You Are a fucking YouTube spanner

YouTube Spanner by JEWROFOSHO October 18, 2008

YouTube Ghetto

The weird, disturbing part of YouTube. Usually found by watching lots of music videos, gradually working your way down into the area where you can find strange videos about shark people and perverted optical illusions, and eventually ending in YouTube Poops and other rejects that somehow got twelve million views, regardless of the fact that you spend all day on the site and have never once even heard of that video.

Step #1: Random music video
Step #2: Video at the VERY BOTTOM of the recommendations about some weird fish boy in Korea
Step #3: Video about some weird plague in some third world country whose name you can't pronounce and has too many syllables
Step #4: Welcome to the YouTube Ghetto - enjoy your stay

YouTube Ghetto by Random Man! May 7, 2012

YouTube Police 

People who spend the majority of their time looking through the comment section of YouTube videos with the sole purpose of searching out trolls, little kids or idiots with comments blatantly ignorant to the content of the video or that just don't make much sense, and 'policing' them.

littlekid11 - "lol cod is so much better than this dumb minecraft peice of shit"

MrHouightyToighty007 - "First of all, CoD is only popular because it has guns, and makes you kill other people. Secondly, CoD is for little kid fags like you who don't know how to appreciate a good game like Minecraft at all. Thirdly the audience of games like CoD like yourself are entirely different than people who play this game, so your comparison is entirely incorrect as it is."

dude_guy321 - "Stop being a YouTube police in the comment section and do something useful with your time. Jeez."

YouTube Police by Bob Surewood May 26, 2013

Youtube and Chill 

When one is too poor to afford Netflix or Hulu and substitutes with YouTube.

"Aye you tryin' to Netflix and Chill?"

"Nah."

"Then you tryin' to Hulu and Chill?"

"Nah fam but we can YouTube and chill."

Youtube and Chill by friedpickles224 November 14, 2015

youtube and chill 

When u want 2 netflix and chill but ur broke

Im too poor to afford netflix, so lets youtube and chill

youtube and chill by ur_moms_time November 20, 2015

Youtube (2017)

A shithole.

It is a clusterfuck of clickbait, drama, political arguments, racists, sexists, homophobes, annoying titles, misleading or unoriginal content and to top it all off...ads. Every video is titled like this "TOP TEN WAYS I WANT TO KILL MYSELF". They use all caps every goddamn time.

Youtube (2017) gave me stage four cancer.

Youtube (2017) by CCPMan October 11, 2017

Youtube red 

So youtube is trying to be like Netflix and Spotify in one they are copying them and they have to pay more for it

Person 1: hey I got youtube red
Person 2: really but Netflix is cheaper so yeah you must being getting broke

Youtube red by 529281able February 18, 2017