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winter is coming

A phrase used to warn your partner or significant other that you are about to orgasm.
by MikeyBthehuman May 31, 2014
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wingers

Lifting of the shirt to show off breasts, so named due the arm motion being similar to that of the chicken dance. This is often seen during Mardi Gras or in a Girls Gone Wild Video.
Did you see all the wingers in that video.

She must done some major wingers for those beads.
by mxjx May 6, 2009
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winker sphincter

(also pronounced "winka schvincta")

Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
(also pronounced "winka schvincta")

Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
Brad: "So did you guys enjoy the strip club last night?"

Jef: "Well after she introduced me to the winker sphincter, she said for $80 we could go to the back and do anything I wanted..."

Jef: " I said, Does that include leave?"
by jef400 October 30, 2009
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winergy

A form of energy, related to wind energy, that will sometimes escape the mouth while a person is trying to say, "Wind energy".

Has little use as a form of electricity generation.
Wind energy is better in this regard, specifically "small-scale winergy".
by neonblue2 June 16, 2010
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Winkers

His winkers are long!
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winter boyfriend

Your boyfriend from Thanksgiving to Valentine's Day. He's there to ensure that you have someone to bring to parties and someone to exchange gifts with.
I met this guy in October. I think he'll make the perfect Winter Boyfriend since he doesn't have long-term potential, but he works for a jewelry company so I'll get excellent gifts for Christmas and Valentine's Day.
by Freejinn November 18, 2013
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Nuclear Winter

A bullshit scenario concocted during the Cold War to scare the US into giving in to the Soviets.
It goes like this: the fires produced by the nuclear bombing of targets would inject large amounts of smoke into the atmosphere. The smoke would coalesce into a layer that would block sunlight from reaching Earth's surface. A massive drop in temperatures would result. Here's where the scare tactics kick in: the lack of sunlight would deprive plants of vital energy, causing an extinction event.
This sob story was busted in a 1986 paper called "Nuclear Winter Reappraised." However, the paper was ignored, and fear of nuclear winter continues to subsist.
The people who came up with "nuclear winter" were not objective scientists but partisan agitators. Their goal was to see the U.S. back down from the Cold War. The most prominent scientist, Carl Sagan, was an enthusiastic proponent of nuclear disarmenent.
by Anonymous debunker of myths February 15, 2009
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