Sheets into the wind

Multiple linens flowing in the breeze aka Bryant

Im sorry heather i was several sheets into the wind.

by lianaface! October 23, 2008

blame it on the wind

a phrase you say if you've done something wrong

Jayden: Aw, I forgot to do my homework. Ben: Just do what I do, blame it on the wind.

by heylia17 March 29, 2015

spitting in the wind

A futile act.

I asked my girlfriend of 3 years to explain why she's never invited me to one of her superbowl parties, but , clearly, I was spitting in the wind.

by Rufus is rockin October 7, 2016

The Full Wind

When you fuckin for the full 3 hours 58 minutes of the movie Gone With the Wind

"Hey babe wanna go for the full wind tonight"
"Frankly dear i don't give a damn"

by seizememesofproduction December 6, 2016

7th street wind chimes

while engaging in sexual activity, your partner accidentally or purposely releases a flatulent, thus acting as a gust of wind that blows wind chimes.

“man, i was having some sex last night with this nice lady but she used the ol ‘7th street wind chimes’ on me!”

“oh no! that’s awful!”

“for real! she will probably never live this down.”

by zozzlemynozzle December 29, 2017

Stick the wind up them

Term used to express dissatisfaction of a groups or individuals motivation and encouragement of managerial force to motivate groups or individuals to show more urgency, detail, or quality in there work.

Once your in the meeting can you "Stick the wind up them" so that they understand the task is urgent.

by Big 'Orse October 24, 2018

Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!

Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019