dirty wolf

Phrase used to describe an absolute idiot who does ridiculous things to upset the general public

A dirty wolf would do something like changing their mind when approaching a roundabout and cut into queuing traffic

by Dirtywolfspotter December 1, 2013

Shielded Wolf

When a man blindfolds his woman, cums in his face, then howls.

He just shielded wolfed that chick last night!

by dr4chess November 22, 2011

teen wolf and chill

The act of watching Teen Wolf and randomly making out.

Allison and Scott begin to make out. We think to ourselves, "we can teen wolf and chill better than that."

by G0DZilla777 June 19, 2017

Hug Wolf

Giver of unwanted hugs.
Hugs that no one ever wants.
Due to the Hug Wolfs outer appearance and inward character.

Hugs that feel invading.

Often the Hug Wolf holds on too long for anyone to be comfortable with it even if the hug was consensual in the beginning.

The guy from accounting was a total Hug Wolf at the company Christmas party.

by ChanceOmatic December 22, 2017

avic wolf

A Fucking Faggot

That guy is such a Avic Wolf

by TheRealSubGoat January 17, 2018

john wolf

A mythical predator that hangs out in public bathrooms to sexually assault members of the same gender. Popularized by conservative pundits and politicians.

If you allow men to use women's restrooms, your daughter will be attacked by a john wolf!"

by TheEradicator May 28, 2018

Fart Wolf

Someone who cry's wolf about farting

Fart , let them know you farted

Then also, say you farted when you didnt

Eventually they find out

Then never know if you really farted or not

Fart when something important is being done

When driving roll the windows up ... lock them

Lie about farting best when they ask about the windows being locked or to unlock them ...

Does your window work... thats because i farted and locked them

Then admit you didnt really fart

Keep doing it ... and then when you really fart ... and they dont believe you and smell it

Best to maintain a fart wolf ratio so when you really do fart in a certain situation, they "arent falling for it" and your then an official fart wolf

safe for work and everywhere

except in front of someone who workouts alot or is possibly having a bad day...

Dont fart wolf in front of strangers who may get really upset

by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 27, 2018