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wet wipes

Made by the Kimberly-Clark Corporation, a health and hygiene company. Made popular by Cam'ron's song "Wet Wipes" off of "Killa Season". Apparently their stock has rocketed since the rapper's song gained recognition.

Implied for the use of cowardly people, or "pussies".
Also, for the females to clean themselves. I assume if they stank.
Let my muscles show, cause I'm like Russell Crowe
Beautiful mind, took his bitch, hustle hoe
That was her boo, yes sir true
But I collect the chicken, call me Purdue
His ex wife, a new sex life
But ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it, go get ya wet wipes
by Saty May 18, 2006
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wiper overkill

When a person has his/her windshield wipers set to a speed that is too fast for the current rate of rainfall.
It's only drizzling, no need for wiper overkill, slow your windshield wipers down.
by njlicht September 2, 2011
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non-wiper

this is a sizable poo which when you go to wipe, leaves no trace on the toilet roll. Also known as the 'phantom' or 'clean-break' the elusive 'non-wiper' is a real treat when you come across it.
'mate, did the best non-wiper earlier...feeling pretty fresh now'

phantom poo
by hellohello12345 January 24, 2012
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Tar Wipes

When one drops a nasty, sticky defection with fecal viscosity that has the consistency of roofing tar. Tar Wipes require multiple wipes and an inordinate amount of toilet paper to clean up.
Frank: Wow Brahhhhh! You were in the crapper a long time. What gives?
Carl: I shouldn't have went to that all you can eat Indian Curry Buffet last night. My bung hole is burning and I got the damn Tar Wipes. Clean the stall out of both rolls of toilet paper and I still feel a little wet and greasy down there like I need a quick rewipe.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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Wipecycle

The act of wiping your ass so many times in one sitting after using the toilet, and shit still keeps showing up on the toilet paper.
Sorry I used all of your toilet paper, I had a bad case of Wipecycle.
by Dangoh February 26, 2013
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Wiped more than I shit

When your efforts were greater than what was produced of it.
Harry: Hey Lloyd! How's that new job going at the Chrysler plant?

Lloyd: I worked like a dog for scraps, I wiped more than I shit!
by BeakerBryan January 20, 2020
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Forever Wipes

After a wicked dump, when no matter how well refined your rectal cleaning technique, you leave the can with a less than immaculate asshole.
Man that bbq was good but talk about forever wipes.
by Chazamataz11 April 18, 2011
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