Whooping Dussy

A self only photographed low land swamp fowl.

The Whooping Dussy has a distinct and iconic mating call famously characterized as “COCK COCK COCK”

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX January 15, 2022

whoopensocker

Originated some where in Northern Wisconsin, on hwy 55 just across the reservation line, found a man who ware’s socks with crocks

Check out ol’whoopenscocker spike mike over there traps’n thru the mud in his crocs with socks

whoopensocker (pl. whoopensockers)
(slang, chiefly, Wisconsin) Something remarkably large; whopper.

by Molelake August 26, 2022

The Whoopie

When feelings for a woman increase and you have sex with her. -At least a half-chub is necessary.

I was right in the middle of the whoopie with some chick, and then my roommate walked in and screwed it all up.

by Tha Muffin Man April 18, 2010

busted whoopie cushion

a queef as a result of ass in the air doggy style sex

A few minutes after I busted on her ass, I heard the infamous busted whoopie cushion to let me know she fell asleep.

by poopdick55 December 10, 2010

Colombian Whoopee Cushion

Blowing cocaine out of one’s anus through farting in a Lebron James fashion.

I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.

by The2InchPunisher May 14, 2018

Hell whoopin’

For those times you have no damn idea what you’re going to go do but it will be a f-ing CRAZY GREAT TIME!!

Hey Olivia, I’ve had a shit day. Get ready. We’re going to go do some Hell whoopin’

by Inquisitive one two three February 21, 2019

Shotgun Whoopie Cushion

While engaging in anal intercourse with your partner, have a third party insert a bicycle pump into your partner’s anal cavity, being careful to ensure an air-tight environment. It is imperative that the partner’s anal sphincter is contracted throughout this entire process. Proceed to have that third party pump partner’s anal cavity full of air while continuing intercourse. Upon reaching completion, cease pumping air into the cavity, quickly remove penis and replace with an adequately sized rubber plug. Proceed to aim partner’s anus at a blank monochromatic canvas, preferably black. Have the partner contract their abdomen rapidly while swiftly removing the plug, and enjoy results as pounds of undiscovered semen, fecal matter, and various other bodily fluids spray out like a shotgun accompanied by a whoopie cushion-like sound.

Partner: I have a colonoscopy tomorrow, and I need to cleanse my anal cavity. I am going to buy a large and expensive enema.
Guy 1: Why would you do that when we can just shotgun whoopie cushion you?
Partner: Yeah, totally! Let’s do that!

by Princeton CockWerk February 22, 2019