wasted penguin

A young person who can burn the elite.

that college kid burned all of washiongton d.c elite, he must be a wasted penguin.

by boyhitstruck September 25, 2017

(not so) elegantly wasted

To become so intoxicated after consuming alcohol and/or drugs that your body can no longer handle the toxicity and needs to get rid of it. The "(not so) elegantly" refers to the methods your body uses to expel the intoxicants (vomiting, etc)

My bestie got so trashed drunk last night at the party that she got nauseous and puked all over herself. Guess you could say that she was (not so) elegantly wasted.

by HasFurTwins December 30, 2023

White Fork Wasted

The act of getting so white girl wasted that you can spell it.

I’m so freaking white fork wasted after eight shots of tequila.

by whiteboi9599 November 24, 2022

Wasting food

A polite way to say that one is in the process of relinquishing food from a recently consumed meal.

Person #1 (through bathroom door): What are you doing in there?
Person #2: I'm wasting food, leave me alone.
Person #3: Respect.

by McHarv July 28, 2005

Waste of money

When you end up spending all your money on your kids Pokémon card collection.

I just used Susie’s last, what a waste of money.

by Freddyfriday June 13, 2025

wank waste

The sperm from masturbation that would be discarded in a tissue and thrown away.

To call someone a 'wank waste' would be to insinuate that they are unworthy sperm or a worthless human undeserving of the life they have.

you fucking wank waste!

I knew you'd fuck it up wank waste!

wank waste!

by Smokaloca March 19, 2011

Walter Wasted

Being so drunk you gain an entirely new persona

Bro you were so Walter wasted last night you argued with the bartender on the name on the tab because it didn't say Walter

by Dirty Dirty Delux August 6, 2022