Valentina

Weird ass girl who gets A+ in all grades but PE. Has very short temper and outbursts with ease. Very cocky and swimming in hormones.

Ewww, is that Valentina

OMG it is, ewww, disgusting

by Carpet buster April 27, 2019

Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!

John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"

by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019

valentine

a miserable day for all of the single masochists out there who think that it would be fun going outside on a valentines day with a kit-kat bar

friend: "Hey! Wanna hang out with me today? It is valentines day after all"
a masochist: "Nah, I'm outta kit-kat"
friend: "what the frick?"

by Rua the persian road September 30, 2019

Valentin B.

Current and longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus.
Very white and very blond.
Still hasn't beaten Ludwig the accursed

A:"Hey, have you heard of Valentin B.?"
B:"No, who is he?"
A:"The longest reigning energy-drinking champion of Horbus you imbecile."

by Oji_DaKu October 8, 2019

Valencia High School

Holy fucking shit the boys bathroom is terrible and I love it. Cracka they got no fucking soap dispensers and half the locks are broken. Even the urinals are shit cause you gonna get ass fucked. If you gotta take a shit then good luck self cleaning the toilet because the piss is everywhere, almost as if they did it intentionally. Penis butt penis penis butt big penis dick nuts and butt penis.

Cracka: Bruh you go to Valencia High School?

Penis butt: Yes, the bathroom is shiet but damn my cock too long tho.

by Katiehill60cents October 14, 2019

Vale

Vale is also another word for big fat slut a lot of ppl mistake Vale to be vigina but no a Vale wants you to cum in her vigina

It’s a Vale run she’s gonna fuck our men!

by Fwvvale October 17, 2019

valedictonomy

A collection of something vaguely specific. Eg.

“The US is a valedictonomy of states.” “Schools are valedictonomies of students and teachers

by Vrchhu December 14, 2019