Uber round

One more round of drinks at a bar/pub because you dont have to drive.

Hey Kevin, you don't need another drink, you can barely stand.

Kevin: "it's ok, I'm having my Uber round.
Friend: Party on then, Kevin

by Cupist January 16, 2018

Uber grammar nazi

A person who has nothing better to do than be a word cockwomble, a reichwank of the highest order

The Uber grammar nazi’s are out again , I got moaned at for typing they’re instead of they are

by General butz February 6, 2018

Significant Uber

The person you bang because he or she, unlike you, has wheels.

"Can't make it over just now, but my Significant Uber gets off at 3, he can bring me before 4."

by Glansolo December 29, 2016

Uber

A car transportation

My uber driver was really nice

by Ima chicken January 22, 2017

Ubering Children

Ubering the children to and from their destinations by personally driving them when requested.

I've got to do some ubering today as the children need their 'chauffeur' to take them here, there and everywhere. I'll be ubering children all day.

by Crazy49 February 29, 2020

uberization

A subsect of visualization where the Uber dumps everything from his mind spread across several enter key presses. Typically unwarranted and after all others have given up on the thread.

Did you see Jeff's uberization of that thread? He just does not know when to give it up.

by ThatGuy98524 March 24, 2020

Uber-goob

A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit

"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."

by MiaNotell November 5, 2020