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turd egg

noun. A "Type 1 " stool on the Bristol Stool scale. Usually very round or egg shaped, painful and difficult to pass. They make a small and fast " Plop" when hitting the surface of toilet water. They require little to no wiping.
I pooped out 4 turd eggs. they were tiny like robbin's eggs and hard.
by Corpsehustler July 29, 2011
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turd chaser

(noun) industry slang for a lower-echelon upstart or novice plumber, often due to the nature of the majority of cheap, quick, service calls he/she commonly performs (id es, cabling out clogged pipes).
Journeyman Plumber: Boss, that property management company called back. Another gummed up garbage disposal...

Master Plumber: We're starting a full stack replacement and all new copper supply lines today--and it has to be done by next Tuesday. Let 'em call the turd chaser if they want it cleaned out. We're busy with real plumbing.
by xeonox January 10, 2013
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turd surgeon

Fred: I heard Mark likes to play with his shit before he flushes it.
Mike: yeah, he's a real turd surgeon!
by dan1582 September 6, 2013
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turd yodeling

The deep, strangled sound one often hears when another person is working on passing a particularly, um, challenging piece of feces from their anus.

Usually quite loud and penetrating- heard through doors and over stalls. May inspire inquires of "do you need an ambulance?" "Holy shit! What did you eat??!"
Austin Powers - "WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR??" is a great example.

In a sentence, "That dude started turd yodeling so loud in the stall I jumped and pissed on the wall!! His ass needs to eat some oatmeal!!"
by Hotdiggity January 6, 2014
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turd logger

Someone who is always dropping dumpage.
Ex.
Person 1
Susie is always in the bathroom.
Person 2
She's a turd logger man.
by The3nforcer April 14, 2014
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Turd maker

A turd maker is a meal of little, or no nutritional value. It could also be a meal that is bland, unexciting, was not necessarily what was desired, or otherwise failed to blow one's skirt up. Not necessarily foul or offensive, but a place holder in one's over-arching meal plan, which is consumed with the sole purpose of creating a turd later in the day.
Neil tried to make a delicious dinner, but it failed to blow his skirt up. He ate it anyway, and lovingly referred to it as his "turd maker", the meal that would help him "make turd" later.

"Hey Stephanie? why are you eating that horrible 'just add water', microwaveable, mac and cheese cup?"
Stephanie: "I don't eat it because I enjoy it, it's just a turd maker"
by turdmaker007 April 14, 2014
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turd kicker

someone you work with who just kicks the "turd" and doesn't respond to emails, answers questions or does their job. They just "kick turds" all day.
Man - I emailed Kaicee a week ago to ask him a simple question and he still hasn't responded. He is such a turd kicker!
by phoenixgirl June 5, 2014
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