turd nug 

shitty weed

this is turd nug

turd nug by dfsa December 11, 2003

turd smack 

someone who is a big loser, the biggest wanker you've ever met

God Jason you're such a turd smack

turd smack by Crystal Ernsting July 27, 2006

turd cutter 

someones butt

Man did you see the turd cutter on that girl?

turd cutter by cretard October 23, 2008

Turd-Slime 

Turd-Slime is what MAGAts feed on.

Now that tRumpty is gone, at least the worst of the Turd-Slime is gone!

Turd-Slime by USAF Cadet January 22, 2021

turd nap 

n. The act of turning into fertilizer; killed; a variant of "dirt nap".

"Kaylee, find that kid who's taken a turd nap with baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne, try not to steal too much of their shit." - Mal; an outake from the Movie, Serenity

turd nap by spacedock December 22, 2005

Turd Gurgler

Someone who consistaly gurglers turds.

For example: Someone who steals your last pair of socks is a "Turd gurgler"

Turd Gurgler by Woody October 31, 2004

Turd Burgular 

coprophiliac,a person w/a sexual fetish toward excrement and its processes

"everytime I go take a dump,that turd burgular follows me into the restroom....it's creepy"

Turd Burgular by Intergalactic Overlord 07 April 25, 2005