the q-tip trick

The q-tip trick is when you repeatedly insert and take out a q-tip out of a woman's vagina until blood comes out. This is one of the most effective ways to achieve a female orgasm.

Nima used the q-tip trick on his girlfriend the other night. She's traumatized.

by qtiplover1000 June 16, 2021

Jedi mind trick

Use verbal instructions to prevent somebody from noticing very obvious facts.

"There are WMDs in Iraq",

by j/k January 19, 2004

Tire Tracks

When the human waste comes out too soon and leaves a brown "track-like" looking shitstain on the inside of your momma's panties. It can also be found on the inside of a toilet bowl when your bastard, son-of-a-bitch brother drops the bomb.

Son: Daddy what are the brown marks on mommy's underwear?
Dad: Wow your a dumbfuck, those are your mother's shitstain tire tracks.

by Robby H. October 21, 2004

mark ass trick

a bitch who things its alright to mess with one of your friends and lie about it

yo shoundra told me my girl slept with my hommie . i fucken called her up and said bitch you aint nothing but a mark ass trick ajtd

by zacarr July 10, 2012

Trickery

Using a position of authority as a means to take advantage of a person or a people by gaining their confidence. Trickery is often used by politicians, police officers and other authority figures to gain support while unwittingly manipulating and oppressing those very same people who are subject to their control. Trickery often involves use of the phrase "Trust me, I'm a _______"

Police officer: "Your friends over there already told me that you did that thing, so why don't you just confess and make it easier for all of us, you can trust me, I'm a police officer"

Citizen: "Oh really, hmm… yeah, ok, I'm sorry, I did just do that thing"

Police officer: "GET ONTO THE GROUND WITH YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD! YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR A LONG TIME BUCKO!!!"

Citizen: "OH NO! I should never have fallen for your police trickery! FML"

Congressman: "don't worry people, we've got this whole economy/budget situation under control… Trust me, I'm in congress. This stuff is far too complicated for a simpleton like you to understand. Now just vote for Prop X and everything will be fine"

by swaino August 11, 2010

trickle

Generally used in MOBA and team-based arena games, "trickle in" is a term used to describe someone who, after losing all or the majority of their team, continues to charge in solo in an attempt to take on the enemy team, instead of waiting for reinforcements. A "kamikaze" play.

Newbie: What am I doing wrong? I keep dying...
Pro: Never, EVER, trickle in! It's suicidal and you'll just get destroyed! Wait for your team!

by Stormflora September 19, 2016

miami trick daddy

a blunt that is laced with crumbles of crack

them roosters are blitzed on miami trick daddys

by dub solja October 17, 2003