jive turkey

someone who talks a lot of shit, either a complete liar or someone who is so full of shit they think they are telling the truth

1) george bush
2) bill clinton

your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey

by Jacques February 22, 2004

Awkward Turkey

When someone (could be you too!) is awkward, put your hand straight up, and the other hand like a fist, while pulling your thumb out and twisting the fisted hand. Then, when something is REALLY AWKWARD (I mean, it really has to be... Really, don't fake it. If it's not THAT awkward, do it regularly, otherwise if it is EXTREMELY AWKWARD, then you do this:) make your hand that's making the fist move in a forward motion, almost like you're shaking a mustard container. REMEMBER: ONLY DO THIS OF IT IS REALLY AWKWARD!

Taylor: "I have a seed on my boob."
Peet: (awkward turkey)

by Peet Montzingo January 23, 2008

Wild Turkey Gobbler

When a woman (or man) is suck your dick while on their knees. The person who is not smiling like a donut (the one receiving) spreads their nut sack onto the persons neck and proceeds to make a turkey noise.

Dude my girl was giving me head on Thanksgiving and that's the only reason I think I got away with the Wild Turkey Gobbler.

What the Fuck is the Wild Turkey Gobbler?
Get down on your knees and SMILE LIKE A DONUT and I'll show you. Gobble gobble fucker

by Firework Master December 2, 2009

purple headed turkey neck

Slang for the Penis.

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

Tickle My Turkey

during fellatio: the member giving head waits for the receiver to approach orgasm, gently tugs downward on the hairs at the base of the scrotum, and with the other hand, violently punches his or her partner in the grundle.

During a well-timed, professional Turkey Tickle, the impact of the taint hit will occur simultaneously with ejaculation.

"Even though I have been urinating a mixture of puss, blood, and piss for months, I still make Susie tickle my turkey every morning."

by David and Erich December 26, 2008

Turkey Jerk

A term to describe male masturbation.

"I'm going go Turkey Jerk, see you in a minute!"

by Spam Fan December 9, 2006

Turkey

Besides the popular definition of a large bird, a Turkey, is a formerly FAT male, who still isn't thin, but passable and of some attractivness who runs into trees. He is also likely to treat girlfriends like friends, unless in need of some action. Most likely into film and music, in his sad attept to be talented.

That guy is such a Turkey. He ran into that tree, and it could have been avoided if he just hung out with his girlfriend tonight.

by CalamityJane December 14, 2006