Tony Parks

My silly little sedimentary rock.

Person: Who is Tony Parks?
Me: The cutest little guy

by Xy1ozz May 25, 2023

Zoe and tony

Zoe and tony are the best couple

Zoe and tony are the best we all must ship them together if you ship them with me your a good human but if you don’t stfu your lame af we all must ship toe not zawson not zody only toe because they are the best couple go check their official tiktok account it’s so cute cuter than a panda love you toe

by Lol I won’t tell you my name January 17, 2021

Tony Shobeing

Driving like OJ Simpson running from the cops only stopping to wipe off the bugs and polish the whip

Must be Sunday cause he's doing three things-praying to Yeezus, turning left, and Tony Shobeing

by HailSkinz May 28, 2016

Fresh Tony

When someone is being unreasonable or quite annoying and you lift your hand and smack in into the back of their head

You better shut up or you'll get a Fresh Tony.

by KiefersADoody May 20, 2019

Tony Carter

When a great game is going on and you ruin it because you can't back a way from a moving football; worse than a Bill Buckner: someone deserving to get cut from a NFL football team: an idiot: someone adored by one team's fans and wanted to get shot by another team's; someone really stupid

Fan 1: "Wow did you see that game last night he pulled a total Tony Carter"

Fan 2: "I know right, it was awful I want to kill him"

Fan 1: "Tony Carter is worse than Bill Buckner"

by sir selfie November 24, 2013

coach tony

Coach Tony may be the sexiest man alive. He is a pro golfer who is proud of both of his kids, his oldest one especially because he plays and starts on varsity basketball. He is only adressed as coach because of his dominance and if you ever call him by just tony he will assert 100% power and have more control than thanos and blow up the entire multi-verse. In his prime he was 3 feet 26 inches tall and 220lbs all muscle, all varsity sports. Everyone wishes he were their dad.

Damn have you seen coach tony?? His 6’2, 240 bod is lookin sexy!

by Honey nut on ur mom February 6, 2019

Toni Jo

Toni Jo is a genuine and loyal friend who will always be game for an adventure! She is good at seeing the logic in any situation and can give you excellent advice to get you out of the trouble that you get in - sometimes alongside her too! Such a brilliant person that she needs two names. You’re lucky if you have a Toni Jo in your life!

Need an adventure partner? I’ll call Toni Jo!

by Pixie-pie November 24, 2021