toastie-toastie

The level of toastieness your toast has been toasted.

Daaanggg Bertha, your toast is toastie-toastie.

by Toastie-toastie February 11, 2019

Toasted Head

When you're really high (a.k.a. toasted) and get head.

Person One: Can I take another bong rip?
Person Two: Sure, but don't you have date later?
Person One: Yeah man, gonna get some toasted head.

by HeoQ March 12, 2019

Toaster Sploogel

A party game involving a group of males masturbating on an un-sauced Toaster Strudel in a race to ejaculate first, leaving the last man to climax, doomed to eat the flaky breakfast pastry loaded with the rest of the males seamen.

"Tony lost in Toaster Sploogel yesterday and his breath still smells like nut"

by Yeeetmaster March 23, 2019

Toaster in the womb

When you put a poptart up a womens vagina so far she cums all over the pastry treat.

1. Yo dawg I’m about to finna pull a toaster in the womb.
2. Yo dawg this bitch needs a toaster in the womb.
3. Man: let’s have epic sex
Women: to make it even more epic how about you pull a toaster in the womb.

by Thesecowsbehellathicc March 31, 2019

Toaster

It's something that you plug in and FUCKING YEET AT YOUR SON IN THE BATH!!!

Jimmy:what are you doing?
Dad:don't worry I'm just giving you a toy*plugs in toaster*
Jimmy:what is it?
Dad:*yeets toaster*HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE

by FUCKINGBITCH4206969666 May 27, 2019

Toastie

When a man doesn't have time to shave so he burns his pubes in the hopes of getting a blow job

I was in a rush and wanted some head so I asked if I could order a Toastie

by siggremlin June 3, 2019

Toaster

An appliance used to heat up bread, or a weapon, used to heat up the situation.

1. Hey Jim, could you put some bread in the toaster?
2. Hey Jim, if you don't get that bread by Friday, you're gonna get a toaster pulled on you.

by Starwolf1464 June 19, 2019