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Shit a house

When something scares or frustrates you so intensely that you shit so many bricks that they form a house.
1. “Dude, don’t scare me like that. I almost shat an entire house...’

2. “You better stop rummaging though my things before I shit a house and make you live in it!”
by Ace O’ Renegades June 25, 2019
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cheese house

When you bone down a chick that has kids and her house smells like cheese. But you don't give a damm.
I love going down to Lucy's cheese house anytime she invites. Even though it smell like rugrats and mozzarella
by Jixsonthavibrator August 19, 2016
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Full House

When a girl spits in a dude's mouth and then slaps his ass.
"For $25 I'll spit in your mouth and slap your ass."

"Holy shit! That's a full house!"
by Medusalaughed November 20, 2022
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Uncle's House

A trap house or bando hosted by a close relative or family friend with enough background knowledge to exploit the weaknesses of the clientele. Typically offers illicit narcotics and other related services (prostitution, gambling, etc.) Traditionally only runs a few days a month, mostly the days just after social security, disability, or stimulus checks are deposited.
Bob: Hey, man, I've been looking for you the past few days!
Alvin: You know my check came in and I was at Uncle's House.
Bob: Guess you don't have that money you owe me.
by Guys in the Know July 16, 2020
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Flaunted House

A house that has gone overboard in decorating for Halloween. Characterized by light and music shows, dramatic, blown up and life size yard decor. The opposite of a haunted house.
My next door neighbor has a flaunted house. She put out about 20 hand carved pumpkins, hung a skeleton from her balcony, and is blasting "Thriller" in sync with her light show and there is fog and mist surrounding her front yard!
by FASH1976 October 30, 2011
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brogressive house

House music for the bros and bro-hos, typically at large music festivals/carnivals. "The music that has an epic build up, and then drops into a little dinky beat"
Brogressive House: MOTHER FUCKIN ANIMALS! do dododododo do do do, do dododododo do do do,
by subatomicrabbit December 19, 2013
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Castle House

Term used to define a house where homosexuals get together to have gay sex
Have you heard that John went to the Castle House last week?

Yeah, he got his ass vandalized
by YaBoyTash October 21, 2023
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