This is one cool dude, he usually has a sweet goatee with pretty nice man tities and usually wants dicks in and around his mouth at all times. Willing to do pretty much anything.
by wrecked 'em punisher February 09, 2008
One who simply tries to be different. This person does not like to be involved in mainstream because, well, its mainstream.
This person tends to disregard their true feelings in staying loyal to being different. This causes personal unrest, and results in: being a dick.
This person tends to disregard their true feelings in staying loyal to being different. This causes personal unrest, and results in: being a dick.
Mike: "Dude, did you hear Drake's new album?"
Armando: "Everybody listens to Drake dude, he's horrible. Get over it."
Mike: "You're such a salty salmon."
Armando: "Everybody listens to Drake dude, he's horrible. Get over it."
Mike: "You're such a salty salmon."
by Roosterboots May 08, 2012
Salt (adjective); Ridiculous, insane, wacky, zany, absurd, nutty, harebrained.
Carrot (Adjective); To be or act of douche-like nature.
Carrot (Adjective); To be or act of douche-like nature.
by Dazzle42 March 17, 2010
When one fails to clean up or "finish the paper work" after having a movement of things that aren't so very solid or porridge like in consistency.
Man I gotta go finish the paperwork, the ol salty eye is driving me effin nuts!! I can't even walk!!
by brentlyexperience September 13, 2008
by TheJshizzle November 30, 2006
A phrase people say to someone when they are doing/has done something stupid or embarrassing. Put an emphasize of the word 'feel'.
*your friend trips*
You- Hahhaha! FEEL salty!
Friend- Whats 2 plus 2?
You- did you really just ask that?
Friend- Oh, wait. BLOCK!
You- haha! Feel salty!
You- Hahhaha! FEEL salty!
Friend- Whats 2 plus 2?
You- did you really just ask that?
Friend- Oh, wait. BLOCK!
You- haha! Feel salty!
by spilledmymilk January 15, 2010
a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.
by Jesus June 06, 2003