Someone who fucks all the time. He pulls all of the ladies in the world. They love his receding curly hair and his facial pubes. He also has the Guinness World Record for having the largest cock.
Girl 1: Do you know Matt Pfeffer?
Girl 2: No but I heard he has a huge cock!
Girl 1: Yeah I wasn’t able to walk for a week after.
Girl 2: No but I heard he has a huge cock!
Girl 1: Yeah I wasn’t able to walk for a week after.
by B!tchesloveme April 22, 2022
Get the Matt Pfeffermug. Matt P wow where do I start with this person? He is a humble, majestic monkey who loves to interrupt people! I don’t think I have ever met some one who loves to interrupt people as much as he does, this man is a nice, athletic, foodie and who stands for what’s right most of the time at least!
Hey have you seen Matt p?
No why
Because he’s just interrupting all of us!
Hashtag don’t be like Matt and interrupt people
No why
Because he’s just interrupting all of us!
Hashtag don’t be like Matt and interrupt people
by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 1, 2023
Get the Matt Pmug. Pretty good friend and solid dude.
The kind of guy who gets the job done but would rather spend time catching up on life with the buddies.
Fun to generally chat, hang out, and have a few drinks with.
The kind of guy who gets the job done but would rather spend time catching up on life with the buddies.
Fun to generally chat, hang out, and have a few drinks with.
Person #1: Was hanging out with my buddy Matt Hunter yesterday havin some drinks and catching up on life.
Person #2: Ah nice, sounds like a solid dude.
Person #2: Ah nice, sounds like a solid dude.
by Hakna Shanovin June 26, 2023
Get the Matt huntermug. Matt Fitchner is a name for a freeloading masterbater that eats all your snacks while watching gay gerbil porn .... A mattyfitch is a verb known as the action of jerking off to Sylvedter Stalone while crying and softly screaming the words "Frankie will kill me if i get sperm on the couch" while snapping his fingers like a fat black woman !
I think Geno was tryin to mattyfitch it . Damn you matt fitchner for doin that stuff in front of children !
by J Arroz July 25, 2012
Get the Matt Fitchnermug. matt getchell flirts with dylan pearce all the time but dylan refusing to admit he like it since he’s lesbian
matt getchell: Hey dylan you look very beautiful today
dylan pearce: I wish i could say the same for you
please publish this it would mean so much to me
dylan pearce: I wish i could say the same for you
please publish this it would mean so much to me
by gurgletimmygurgle December 10, 2018
Get the matt getchellmug. by psychoticbeach February 7, 2018
Get the Matt Smithmug. When you live stream to your friends on discord you pulling down your pants and your millimeter defeater shows the bulbus tip.
by SexMaster2099 July 17, 2023
Get the Dirty Mattmug.