jew-bilation

When multiple jews have orgasms at the same time and all exlaim Mozel tov!
at ones bah mitzva a young (uncircumsized) man finds several horny judaen girls to have orgasms and this would be a jew-bilation!
by bilboe bagginz April 17, 2010
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text jew

Someone who does NOT have unlimited texting and atteps to get the entire message into one tiny text or uses someone's, other than their own, to text freely.
Bob: *Looks at phone... 3 texts left*
Bob: HEY! sally! hand me your phone so i can text joe.
Sally: Uh... sure but i only have a couple of texts left.
Bob: Don't worry, i already went over my limit.
Sally: ... you're such a text jew.
by omgara May 14, 2010
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Jew Park

The ideal parking space that a person may find, or a typical jewish person would drive around in circles to attain. Usually within several spots of the handicap spaces.
"We showed up half an hour late and this spot is available? Jew Park!"
by rossilicious July 03, 2009
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Jew Giver

When your Jew boss gives you something and then takes it back.
I know I gave the baseball tickets to you, but since I am a Jew Giver, I want them back so I can use them.
by nothardatwork August 14, 2009
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Farmville Jew

Someone who always begs for gifts and for their crops to be fertilized. Can be shortened to FarmJew.
Davina: You seen Joes fb post? She wants a tree this time.
Conrad: Yeah, what a farmville jew!
by shaunthesheep November 25, 2009
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Jew Catcher.

Dude a nickel!

Watch out, it might be a Jew Catcher.
by Neko890 July 09, 2010
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david the jew

obsessewd with image and myspace, david the jew is often found playing pool, straightening hair, praising GHDs or applying MAC make-up.
Often seen wearing more foundation than his ex-girlfriend (refered to as the Gem-Meister), David the Jew thinks that he is God's gift to Men (the Baz-Meister) and Women.

For some weird reason... people do seem to still like him though.
'You've been straightening your hair for hours... what are you? David the Jew?'
by 1403 August 28, 2008
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