at ones bah mitzva a young (uncircumsized) man finds several horny judaen girls to have orgasms and this would be a jew-bilation!
by bilboe bagginz April 17, 2010
Someone who does NOT have unlimited texting and atteps to get the entire message into one tiny text or uses someone's, other than their own, to text freely.
Bob: *Looks at phone... 3 texts left*
Bob: HEY! sally! hand me your phone so i can text joe.
Sally: Uh... sure but i only have a couple of texts left.
Bob: Don't worry, i already went over my limit.
Sally: ... you're such a text jew.
Bob: HEY! sally! hand me your phone so i can text joe.
Sally: Uh... sure but i only have a couple of texts left.
Bob: Don't worry, i already went over my limit.
Sally: ... you're such a text jew.
by omgara May 14, 2010
The ideal parking space that a person may find, or a typical jewish person would drive around in circles to attain. Usually within several spots of the handicap spaces.
by rossilicious July 03, 2009
I know I gave the baseball tickets to you, but since I am a Jew Giver, I want them back so I can use them.
by nothardatwork August 14, 2009
Someone who always begs for gifts and for their crops to be fertilized. Can be shortened to FarmJew.
by shaunthesheep November 25, 2009
by Neko890 July 09, 2010
obsessewd with image and myspace, david the jew is often found playing pool, straightening hair, praising GHDs or applying MAC make-up.
Often seen wearing more foundation than his ex-girlfriend (refered to as the Gem-Meister), David the Jew thinks that he is God's gift to Men (the Baz-Meister) and Women.
For some weird reason... people do seem to still like him though.
Often seen wearing more foundation than his ex-girlfriend (refered to as the Gem-Meister), David the Jew thinks that he is God's gift to Men (the Baz-Meister) and Women.
For some weird reason... people do seem to still like him though.
by 1403 August 28, 2008