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valentine's day

the wonderful day where me and my friends go throw candy hearts at all the couples around town and avoid being arrested.
by big baby jesus February 23, 2004
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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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Valentines Day

1. The day where people get scammed for over-priced gifts and cards.
2. The day where a realationship begins then ends the next day.
3. The day where the heart-broken have to watch others become pitiful zombies and think how ridiculous this holiday really is.
4. Just another day of the year that was made too much of a deal out of.
I don't really think Valentines Day needs much explination.
by hxcXSarahSpeechlessX August 22, 2008
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boxing day

the best time for shopping. prices slashed considerably
fuck xmas shopping. i hate crowds and cant find what i want on ebay. ooh-looks like the post-xmas rush has started
by wonderfool December 21, 2003
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Intense Day

August 1st: a day when everyone should try to do something intense in honor of intense day (not to be confused with july 1st the camping holiday, in tents day)
Guy: dude i went kayaking, played hockey, jumped off my garage roof, played tag with a bunch of little kids, ate a half gallon of ice cream, dug a giant hole, set my least favorite sports team merchandise on fire, and went skydiving yesterday (today is august 2nd, recovery day) it was intense!!

other guy: sounds fun but y all that on the same day??

the fist guy again: it was intense day, duh. i need to go update facebook goodbye
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night and day

A phrase used to describe a stark difference between two things. Similar to day and night, except it implies an improvement of the situation rather than a deterioration.
Democrat: "Wow, I'm so happy that Obama is in the White House now. The difference in our country's leadership has been night and day."
Republican: "Actually it's been day and night. George W. Bush was the man."
Independent: "You're both wrong. It's been night and night. Both parties are corrupt as hell."
Libertarian: "No, I'd say it's been more of dusk and twilight."
Left-leaning moderate: "You're crazy. It's totally been dusk and dawn."
Normal person: "Seriously guys, shut up."
by Nicholas D March 15, 2009
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Queen For A Day

An inadvertently culturally lampooning game show from the fifties and sixties that sought to recognize and reward the selfless everyday experiences of competing homemakers by gifting the most miserable and economically disadvantaged woman with prizes that allowed her to reign for one magical day before she returned to her real life to cook and clean on a higher plane with kitchen and washday appliances beyond her wildest dreams.
In 1962 my mom was crowned Queen For A Day for her commendable long suffering willingness to be our most beloved and highly expert in-house tutor, chef, maid and life coach.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019
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