Eyeful Tower

An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.

She couldn't afford to travel to France, but her boy toy's Eyeful Tower always made her scream "Oui!"

by Arnie Grape December 25, 2022

Transmission tower

It’s just fucking lookin thing that looks like an Eiffel Tower but 100 times worse. And has these wires longer than your (micro)penis

Ballsucker: Hey look it’s the Eiffel Tower!
Smartshart: NO YOU FUCKING DUMBASS IT’S A TRANSMISSION TOWER

by The Idiotic Neologist January 2, 2023

Las Vegas Water Tower

Going face down at your friends crotch in a public pool while they piss out all the alcohol.

Dude did you see the Las Vegas Water Tower Hunter took from Corey yesterday?

by Vega$ Gremlin July 16, 2023

Ivory Tower Syndrome

A state of mind sometimes found in academics and intellectuals who become so wrapped up in their intelligence and their studies (their "Ivory Tower") that they become disconnected from the rest of the world. Often produces attributes that make for unpleasant social interactions, ranging from severe shyness and introversion to arrogance, haughtiness, and pride.

Dr. So-And-So used to be such a great person until they started working in academia. Then they started losing touch with the world around them and developed a severe case of Ivory Tower Syndrome, and now they think everyone with an IQ less than 120 is an "ignoramus."

by EliteNinja26 July 17, 2023

All star tower defense accent

If your playing all star tower defense on xbox and if your tryna do something then a radon ask you "do you have 7 star___ and if you say no then will be really angry

random guy: "yo bro do you have 7 star tanjiro"
"you:no.
random guy: "oh my god"
thats:"All star tower defense accent"

by chezGH July 18, 2023

Tower Setting

To structure a thought in a way that brings in a new perspective.
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The Building of a foundation for new perspectives based from two or more ideas coming together to form one ideology.

Tim and Jim sat around the fire sharing ideas. Thus creating a tower setting Environment.

by Body Aura July 25, 2023

Alton Towers

A Theme Park located in Alton (A.K.A the middle of nowhere) that is home to many record breaking rides. Some really popular rides at Alton Towers that if you havent heard of, you are expected to have either lost yourself in a forest for a few hundred years or you are just dumb as fuck. These rides are known as; The Smiler, the first 14-inversion rollercoaster. Oblivion, first “vertical drop” coaster (87.5° at its steepest). There is also enterprise and spinjam. Those rides are just fillers because Alton Towers decided the wanted a Fair in the middle of there theme park. In conclusion Alton Towers is either really shitty or the best theme park you will set foot on. It all depends on if you go on a day with okay operators or knobs.

Poor soul “i went to alton towers yesterday and the operator looked like the tip of a chode and took 3 minutes to set us off in the wickerman.”

Friend “you poor, poor, soul”

by Slimyundercookednyquillchicken August 6, 2023