frosty martin

When a man asks a woman to marry him on facebook.

I just frosty martined that gal today!

by Josh Hutchin December 3, 2013

Martin

He’s a bad lawyer. If you ever get in a sticky situation, he’ll have you locked up. He’ll have you locked up as your private defensive attorney. He can’t argue for shit. He can’t use anything but his own ignorance as leverage. He’ll make you realize that all the times you were worried about the charges against you, you should’ve been worried about him. He’ll be a bigger problem than the case itself. He’s someone who should have his license revoked. You can’t tell if he doesn’t care about the case or he’s trying to get you indicted, but he wants you to worship him as your savior, because the only reason he became a lawyer is to dream about the impact he’s had on another person’s life, so much so that he forgets about the job in between.

Who’s your lawyer?

Martin.

Aw, shit. You’re fucked.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Spilmester Martin

Spilmester Martin

Spilmester Martin

by Pærebananyoghurt February 21, 2022

avery ate martins ass

this is factual

avery really enjoyed eating martins ass! avery ate martins ass.

by Averythechuuyalover September 18, 2023

martin cheney

Hands down the sexist person in the world all girls fall for him.

Girl 1: you see Martin Cheney over there.

Girl 2: yeah he's so hot I want him to Fuck me silly.

by Shsjshsh August 4, 2017

MARTIN

THE BIGGEST SHIT STIRRER!!!

Martin is a term used when someone is LYING, SHIT STIRRING AND CAUSING DRAMA

by Itsasecret(itsjohn) March 6, 2023

Martin

A Martin is an ultimate Normie!
he loves fifa and hates minecraft. then you know hes gay.
Martin is a cocksucker he even sucked your cock last night.
If martin had the chance he woul suck every black soccer player and white soccer player alive.
He has a very low iq. loke 30-40 ish

AHHHHH! Your such a Martin! (Normie)

by Igotsuckedbymartin hard agan:( September 17, 2019