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choking the zombie

A term used for stimulating a limp penis and bringing it to life
My mom caught me choking the zombie last night.
by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013
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Zombie nap

A Zombie nap is when you’re exhausted and fall asleep but when it’s time to wake up you feel worse than you did before you fell asleep.
I took a zombie nap and now I feel horrible.
by Pink Cinnamon October 17, 2021
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The Zombie Zone

When you stay up all night and start to lose mental functions.
Bro.... Been awake 29 hours... I'm in the zombie zone.
Gotta sleep
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Zombie princess

Like a pillow princess but sound a sleep. See Bill Cosby.
Who else loves a zombie princess!
by Chellebe January 1, 2020
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Zombie (AKOND)

A God from a kind of normal day, his chad image, no limit power user.

His Incredible power lets him destroy various universes at the same time.
Developer, really a genius.
Person 1: Yo, do you know about zombie (AKOND)?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: I hope you die, he's a god.
by R3d4cT3d May 14, 2021
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Wobbling Zombie

When a man cums in a person's eyes and causes them to stumble awkwardly about the room due to blindness.
"That was amazing, she was a wobbling zombie"
by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023
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Cheeto Zombie

Someone so completely mesmerized by Donald Trump to the point of being completely mindless.
Dave walks in, talking about how donald trump is the best thing to ever happen to america. Dave is a Cheeto Zombie.
by De Lumpdumper April 22, 2018
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