Pump and Dump

When your wife/girlfriend is breast feeding your newborn and your balls deep in her.

Last night when I was ready to go Charleen was giving the baby the boob, so I went to work and gave her the pump and dump

by The Operator July 24, 2018

Pump Fake

When a woman is willing to give up sex to a man, they both get naked and the man pretends like he is going to make love to her. Instead, he inserts his penis into her vagina for a moment only, and passes out instead.

That bitch got so pissed when i gave her the old pump fake, i was too drunk to get off.

by JayTeeMoney December 12, 2006

hand pump

Jerking off, in quick motions.

Hey Delilah, have you seen Tim?
Ya, he's just in the car giving himself a quick hand pump.

by pratti12345 November 16, 2010

finger pump

when someone fingers something

what did you do last nite?
i finger pumped ur mum

by moomoo123321 March 30, 2009

Chump Pump

A term used to define one who continually loses at 7 ball.

Boy, Rob sure is a Chump Pump!

by RC3 September 24, 2007

clutch pump

While driving, quickly stomping your foot on the clutch then releasing it, while still having pressure on the gas.
This causing a rapid rev climb and normally the loss of traction as the tires lose and gain power.

The road was wet and I really wanted to step it out so I stomped a clutch pump on the next corner and got freaken sideways!

by Dr Divid September 2, 2007

pumping the brakes

A series of multiple semi-controlled farts. With each release, the flatulent person progressively approaches an accidental shart.

Dude1's ass: *Fart* *Fart* *Fart* *Fart*
Dude2: "What the fuck! It smells like you shit yourself!"
Dude1: "We good, just pumping the brakes."

by drenath December 20, 2018