turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!
Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
by The Real RopeJump December 26, 2018
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squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.
Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.
by Ranch Hand 69 March 22, 2016
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Mushroom Dunk

An act of workplace sabotage involving the act of dipping one's penis into a pot of room temperature coffee and leaving it out for others to drink.
Pat: Don't drink the coffee in the garage if it's not fresh.

Shelly: How come?

Pat: Because the supply techs probably messed wirth it.

Mike: If it's cold then they probably did a mushroom Dunk in it.
by Clyde Barstow May 14, 2012
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Brain Mushroomed

When somebody you are sitting behind is annoying you and you want to inflict immense pain give them a mashy mushroom!This is when you jump onto a desk and volley the back of their head so hard it slams down into the desk for DOUBLE DAMAGE!This will turn them into a vegetable because of high amount of brain cells missing (eg turning them
Into a “mushroom”)
Owen was being a right helmet in class , he’s lucky he didn’t get brain mushroomed.
by Abdullah69yamum November 17, 2021
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The Wrong Mushroom

1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).
1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.
by Buttfuckme January 09, 2023
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Meat Mushroom

Kosja, also known as a "Meat Penguin". It Lives mostly off of memes and doesn't go outside often unless it is accompanied by on or more of the Meatz Squad.
Hey Meat Train, Have you seen Meat Mushroom today? I would love to play some League Of Meat With him!
by MeatTrain February 10, 2018
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