Stank Basket

An especially odoriferous vagina.

One whiff of that old stank basket on her and my dick and balls were sent packing.

by Penny Traeshun December 1, 2011

Carolina Hot Basket

When you put a decorative pillow on a girls face, sit on top of it, fart, then quickly flip the pillow over fart side down, and sit back on top of it.

“Hey babe, you know what would make you feel better? A Carolina Hot Basket”

by YouAshhole July 26, 2025

louisiana laundry basket

A sexual act involving a laundry basket, octopus tentacles, and tomato sauce. The man slathers the female with the tomato sauce, places the laundry basket over her anus and vagina and proceeds to take the tentacles in her baking and anus.

“Man I couldn’t walk right after Mike gave me the Louisiana Laundry Basket last night”

by 360°NoScope April 13, 2020

upside down meat basket

when someone is super gay and inst afraid to admit it, and most of the time they are a libtard

man: dude watch out for that upside down meat basket over their
man 2: is he/she a libtard?
man: yeah

by crap_posts10101 May 15, 2018

Mexican basket ride

When your partner spins a rod between a rope hanging from the ceiling, grabs right, and spins as fast as she can on your penis.

Did you hear what happened to James?
No? What happened?
His tinder date twisted his dick off.
Mexican basket ride?

Mexican basket ride?

by Slappyhandle December 13, 2024

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running (as a collective). No individuals. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020