ass hat

adj. a derogatory statement used to imply that someone's presence is as pleasant as wearing an ass for a hat.

"there's bob, I hope he doesn't come over here. That guys such an ass hat."

by DarkSonet September 24, 2009

Hat Trick

Sex with a Brunette, Blond and Red head in the same 24 hour period

My first "Hat Trick" was Christine, Trinity and Marianne.

by daniel2222222222 December 29, 2011

witches hats

Gross, skinny boobs that are elongated and sag to a point.

Dude, did you see the witches hats on that chick. That's fricken' nasty.

by Dave March 29, 2004

Cat in a Hat

Term used to describe someone who is attractive, yet unstable. They seem like a good time, but turn out to be a complete mess.

I wouldn't hookup with him/her if I were you, I hear he's/she's a "cat in a hat."

by Brainy Ledom August 01, 2011

Hot Hat

A process by which one defecates into a hat, and then places it either on his own head or that of another person.

Can be used in place of a Hot Carl when times are rough.

Now I owe Hammerstone 20 bucks, goddamn it! I borrowed his Cubs cap a few weeks ago and I was set to return it to him on Friday. But today at work, I had such a hankering for a Hot Carl that I couldn't wait until 5 o'clock to go home and get my cellophane, so I gave myself a Hot Hat.

by David B. Cool October 13, 2004

jimbo hat

a slang word for a condom

I put on a jimbo hat before I get busy.

by Bill Bixler December 16, 2005

Elf Hat

The small amount of feces (much often with a resemblence to a Hershey's kiss) one finds on the tip of their member after removing it from someone's anus.

Dude, I was bangin this chick the other day in the ass and I pulled out an elf hat!

by gr8thinkr February 25, 2011