talking beans

When someone is talking rubbish and is not telling the truth

"I swear I hit on her bro!"
"Nah bro, you're talking beans!"

by ch.hopp28 January 7, 2017

talking to mute

The increasingly common situation where an individual on a conference orvideo call talks extensively without remembering to turn on their microphone. Also an excuse for situations where that same person wasn't paying attention to the call whatsoever. This situation is most common in conference call scenarios although it can also be seen in video conferences, particularly in the current work-from-home environment.

"Jamie? Jamie?? You there? We need your approval to allow the project to start."

(long pause)
"Oops, sorry, guys. Talking to mute again." (with the sound of toilet flushing in the background)

by lakeshore September 18, 2020

sigh talk

Someone who sounds depressed whilst talking, as if every word was a sigh. (Think Eeyore)

Amanda always sigh talks, like yesterday, she was all " heeeeeyyyyy, *sigh*, I'm ok *sigh*.... Things are fine *sigh*...what are you up to? *sigh*"

by Marauder12 June 2, 2016

Talking Awsome

A mocking expression said when you are confused because someone is talking in a complicated way or about a complicated subject. Usually said in the middle of the speech, conversation etc.

History Teacher : "Rose, as other neo-Foucaudian theorists of governance, stakes out a position of inventive ... "
John to his classmate : "This man .. Is talking awsome !"

by TehPharaoh July 18, 2009

Real talk

A term used by someone who is everything but real. Used to swindle you or impair your judgment.

I was going to give homie a front but then he started with all that real talk bullshit.

by J*Potential July 5, 2021

flow talk

When you're in the shower and you're wanking hardcore, and your mom walks in and you continue to talk to her like nothing is happening.

I was wheeling Amy in the shower, and had to flow talk my mom because she wanted to know what i wanted for dinner.

by Techno Parrot November 21, 2016

Blunt talking

When your smoking a blunt and your so high and everyone’s talking and your there smoking and letting the blunt do all the talking

Me jake and jimmy were smoking a blunt and all I see rn is jimmy just blunt talking

by SemajSmokes November 28, 2018