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tongue ring

Something others have to express their artistic nature but I'll always see them as yet another fad people immerse themselves in to be part of the "in crowd" involves paying another individual a sum of money to inflict intense temporary pain. Later you purchase a shinny trinket of some sort to jam in the hole and prove to everyone else how badass you are.
A thin, round piece of gold is one type of tongue ring. This month's identity crisis must have!
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granny tongue 

when one pulls out his ball sack n squeezes it into the shape of a tongue representing an old, saggy, wrinkly tongue.
the granny's actual tongue was not nearly as disturbing as her husbands granny tongue.
granny tongue by G June 7, 2003

Ox Tongue 

when a slag has had sex so many times she has loose skin hanging out of her phagina which resembles an ox tongue

"i fucked this slag so hard, so many times that she totally ox tongued me, the worthless skank"

doc: this is a bad burn you will need a skin graft

slag: what skin will i use

doc: how 'bout that fucking fat ox tongue hangin' below your hot pants
Ox Tongue by Anonymous (Evan) September 17, 2005

Tongue on the pulse 

Phrase used by those arrogantly convinced they are one step ahead of those with their finger on the pulse.
I knew Tiger was headed for a fall months ago... I've got my tongue on the pulse of the golf world.
Tongue on the pulse by Katco2010 January 5, 2010

Tongue Punch Your Lady Bucket 

When a man inserts / removes and inserts his tongue repeatedly into a ladies juicy bits
Hi Diana, I will be home to Tongue Punch your Lady Bucket when I get back from work!

Tongue Chewer 

An insult that Sandy used against SpongeBob. While arguing about which is better: land or sea creatures. In the episode Pressure.
Sandy: Tongue chewer!
SpongeBob: *gasps* Take that back you...Not wet person.
Tongue Chewer by Kookycatl119 March 22, 2021

tongue taster 

a person that tastes tongues.
Person1: OMG i just got a new job!
Person2: Well, what is it?
Person1: Im a tongue taster!
Person2: ...
tongue taster by this isthename April 18, 2021